Another rancid Whoopee Cushion breeze set Wall Street’s pennants aflutter yesterday. And forget about profiting from these stupid little rallies, since they are pretty much over before your data software has drawn more than a bar or two on the three-minute chart. Occasionally there are going to be variations. Like yesterday. There was the usual, psychotic frisson on the opening. But this time the rabid badger got second ‘wind’ late in the session, powering a 90-point run-up. But who could have been alert enough to catch it? Nearly 300 minutes of tedium had elapsed in the interim, presumably anesthetizing the brains of any traders whose eyes were glued to the screen.
Like all rallies these days, this one was about 95 percent short-covering, the rest option hedging and arbitrage. There was nary a bull in sight, save Kudlow. But who needs bulls when you’ve got a million bears who have been all too eagerly picking tops since August of 1982?
Re-Loaded for Bear
When the dust settled, Wednesday’s intraday DJIA high of 13916 had gotten within a mere 106 points of the record high recorded in mid-July. A move to new all-time highs seem all but guaranteed at this point, but who knows? Perhaps because expectations of this are by now universal, or close to it, there’s always the possibility Mr. Market will take an in-your-face detour. In fact, we can think of nothing that would vex bulls and bears alike right now so thoroughly as a swoon of 300 to 400 points. That would give shorts an opportunity to reload the gun they have pointed at their own heads while also throwing bulls off the scent.
If this scenario plays out, it would likely be too late to set up a spike on Friday to new all-time highs. Then again, perhaps we shouldn’t rule out the prospect of a 700-point short squeeze, since that’s what it could take to put a top on this 25-year-old bull market. We fully expect that the short squeeze that ends it once and for all will occur on a Friday since that’s the hardest day of the week to go home short ‘ or long. In the meantime, let’s see what kind of deja vu today brings. A 70-point pop in the first minute or so would be about right — followed by six hours of flag-building.









Stars Aligned For a Record
by Rick Ackerman on September 28, 2007 10:46 am GMT
Yesterday’s snooze fest was not without historical purpose, since the pause will allow the Dow Industrial Average to set a new record high on a Friday — a theatrical flourish that we could have expected. The Indoos settled yesterday at 13913, meaning they will have to rack up only a further 109 points this morning to achieve the milestone. The only question is whether the blue chip average will slip back to finish the day below record highs, or instead hold onto enough of its gains to close at a new record. Either way, the words ‘Record High’ are going to find their way into this evening’s headlines, giving investors something to feel smug about over the weekend.
And yet, even as I write these words, business reporters for the Wall Street Journal and the New York Times are probably pecking away diligently at weekend-edition stories intended to raise doubts about the stock market’s performance — or rather, to affirm the doubts we already have, seeing the stock market at record highs while news from the housing sector grows grimmer by the day. Unfortunately, because deadline pressures tend to make reporters habitually go for the easy story, none of them will get it right. (Full disclosure: I was a newspaper reporter and editor myself for seven years.) Instead, they will quote self-aggrandizing charlatans like Larry Kudlow, who would say absolutely anything to get in front of the camera; or even worse, credentialed imbeciles who are so frighteningly stupid as to actually believe there are valid reasons for the stock market to be acting so bullishly.
Metaphysical Forces
The real reasons are more complex, however, touching even on the metaphysical. Which is to say, the Indoos are trading at record highs for the same reason that Jupiter and Mars are where they are in the heavens right now. There are more mundane forces at work as well, including a financial system with the ability to imbue practically any financier with a hole in his ass and a couple of paragraphs in Who’s Who with sufficient creditworthiness to tender a three billion dollar offer for a company he has only read about.
Adding further to the buoyancy of shares is that the companies themselves have strong incentives to use whatever cash they’ve accumulated or can borrow to buy back their own stock (since none of them, with the ubiquitous exception of Starbuck’s, seems eager to expand). As we all know, the big money is made these days not by growing one’s company and producing more widgets, but by driving the price of its shares higher.
With short-covering now making this happen more or less automatically, perhaps Wall Street should think about erecting a Tomb of the Unknown Bear to honor the one true hero of a bull market that long ago outlived all reason and logic. Either that or a monument to hubris that stretches to the sky.