Where’s Yellen When You Need Her?

TGIF! The broad averages have served up a carb-loaded dollop of boredom so far this week, leaving only freaky Friday to rectify the situation. There’s not much chance of that, however, since the only announcement listed on Econoday’s calendar is the Baker-Hughes Rig Count. Where’s Yellen and her merry band of dipsticks when you need them?