I was erroneously a day ahead of the Fed’s ‘momentous’ announcement when I tried to prepare readers to have their expectations managed on Tuesday. In fact, today is the big day, and we can only assume that however Wall Street greets the alleged news concerning the Open Market Committee’s latest non-move, trade-desk honchos will be sure to cause Western Civilization at least some embarrassment, as always, but no more than what it might suffer were the news to concern the latest escapades of, say, Kanye West.