Current Touts

September Silver spent the week munching on midpoint resistance at p=29.700 ahead of a presumptive push to at least p2=31,298, and thence D=32,895.  There's always the chance Mr Slammy could bludgeon the futures lower for a few days, but a fall to x=28.103, however unlikely, should be regarded as a great buying opportunity. Silver moves much like crude, which is to say, with wicked, gratuitous feints in both directions that could unnerve anyone not proficient at interpreting charts. Focus on impulse legs of varying degree and you'll never go far wrong.

Mr Slammy hauled out his sledgehammer and knocked GDXJ for a loop midweek, but by Friday buyers were back in force, threatening to turn the 49.02 midpoint Hidden Pivot resistance into chop suey. It had stopped a strong rally cold a week earlier, but the next time, which appears imminent, bulls seem likely to triumph.  A decisive breach of the red line would put this symbol on track for an easy shot at p2=60.62. That number can be used as a minimum upside projection once GDXJ has traded for two consecutive days above p.

The futures are bound for at least 5749.25, the 'D rally target of the conventional pattern shown. Barring nuclear Armageddon, this outcome is all but certain because buyers had no difficulty whatsoever getting past the 5434 midpoint Hidden Pivot last week. The move used up the largest available reverse pattern on the daily chart, so I've switched to the conventional one you see in the thumbnail inset. The vehicles we trade are unwitting slaves of Hidden Pivot levels, and so it comes as no surprise that E-Mini S&Ps spent all day Friday heading-butting Hidden Pivot resistance points. The intraday high occurred at the 5573 'd' target flagged here earlier as a place to get short, but also at the secondary pivot (p2=5591) of the new, conventional chart. ________ UPDATE (Aug 21, 10:05 a.m. EDT): As anticipated, the futures are getting second wind, presumably to make a tradable high even closer to the 5648.00 target I flagged in the chat room earlier this week. See my Monday, 11:39 points for details and an illuminating chart.

Our favorite bull market bellwether is still on track for a rendezvous with 449.13, the 'd' target of the reverse pattern shown. Buyers didn't exactly shred the midpoint resistance (p=417.36), but they did exceed it by four points, then closed above it. That is sufficient for us to infer the stock is likely, if not quite certain, to achieve 'd'. A pullback first to x=401.47, however unlikely, would offer an excellent opportunity to get long 'mechanically', although I expect the stock to head straightforwardly to p2=433.24 when trading resumes Sunday evening.

With expectations of a rally into the low 80s at least, we should be prepared to bottom-fish this correction when it comes down to the green line (x=73.56). This is a 'mechanical' set-up, and it comes with the caveat that x is neither target, nor support, nor Hidden Pivot, just a place on charts where we set up 'mechanical' trades. This one looks like a very good bet, but it will require staging on the lesser charts, since the textbook stop-loss would otherwise be at 70.87, a tick beneath C. That's too much to risk on a conventional entry, so stay tuned to the chat room for alternatives. _______ UPDATE (Aug 19, 9:34 p.m.): The futures rallied 45 cents after bottoming at 73.48, affording us a small winner of around $920 on four contracts (see my 14:58 post in the chat room for details). They have relapsed this evening and are now rallying in their wonted, psychotic fashion after making a marginal new low. Step away as crude carves out a tortuous bottom. _______ UPDATE (Aug 23): Crude doesn't merit an update, since it's trading exactly where it was six months ago. This is notwithstanding the flatulent rumble emanating from the charts since then. It has been paradoxically easy to trade, but you'll have to nudge me proactively in the chat room for timely guidance. _______ UPDATE (Aug 31): Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

Gold took off Friday following a shallower correction than we'd become used to. It's tempting to say that the scum balls who manipulate bullion prices for a living lost control, but more likely is that they are simply ready to let 'er rip. In any case, the October contract finished precisely at the authoritative trendline shown, and unless DaBoyz believe they can accumulate yet more tonnage with another takedown, this week should see the breakout that will finally take gold to $3000.

We had great fun with Comex Silver last week, notwithstanding its reputation among traders as a Brahma bull. Although it was not exactly docile, its gratuitous feints, squiggles, plunges and war-whoops were so easily and precisely predictable that we managed to hit a half-dozen tradable highs and lows before the week ended. I stayed closer to the intraday charts than usual after eliciting pledges from a bunch of subscribers to make the extra effort worth my while. And so it was.  If you're eager for more, then by all means light up the chat room with more ballyhoo. In the meantime, you can count on the little sumbitch to fist-pump to the 29.620 target shown, a Hidden Pivot resistance that would be tricky to short, since it lies a single tick above an 'external peak recorded July 24 on the way down.

Bulls finished the week comfortably above an external peak at 46.32 recorded July 31 on the way down. This left GDXJ in good shape to achieve the 48.45 Hidden Pivot target shown in the chart.  The pattern is the biggest reverse abcd I have at my disposal for projecting a high, although not necessarily a top. The target should be regarded as a minimum upside projection when the new week begins. The decisive penetration of p makes this a high-probability bet.

For all of its rude, gratuitous violence, Bertie's swings are as predictable as any symbol we track.  It is bound for 65,551, notwithstanding last week's annoying histrionics and evasions. I don't track it diligently enough to call every turn in the chat room, but I'm willing to put more effort into it if there is strong interest.  Last week's payoff would have been a heads-up for a 'mechanical' buy at the red line, a gambit that went nicely in the black as the week ended. ______UPDATE (August 24): Just a few more inches to go before this deftly-managed hoax reaches my target with yet another gratuitous spasm. It will have rallied 30% in less than three weeks, adding a modest contribution to the global 'wealth' effect. Here's a new, slightly corrected target for subscribers seeking to manage crypto positions precisely: 65,597.76.   _______ UPDATE (Aug 28, 8:37 a.m. EDT): Talk about easy pickings! Bitcoin plunged $7,000 after topping just 0.6% from my 65,597 target. Here's a new chart that implies it could fall a further $5,400 from current levels to p=54,701 before it finds solid footing. If you are new to Rick's Picks and skeptical about technical analysis, or just tired of having to rely on bumblers, shills and charlatans for bitcoin price forecasts, I'd suggest following these updates closely. I will continue to make this continuously updated tout freely accessible to everybody -- including Robin Hoodies, BlackRock thugs, crypto hypemongers and hack journalists on deadline. _______ UPDATE  (Sep 5, 11:55 a.m.):  Bertie is closing on my 54,701.28 target. As noted with more than a little hubris in my tout, this vehicle is "easy pickings". Let's see if the Robin Hoodies and bitcoin dupes are paying attention.