Wall Street Keeps the Laughs Coming

The action on Wall Street is starting to remind us of Harlem Globetrotters shtick. Yesterday’s comic show conjured up Meadowlark Lemon at the free-throw line:  He pumps once, he pumps twice, then he sends the ball arcing toward the basket. Half-a-dozen guys leap for the rim, only to see the ball, which has been tethered to Meadowlark’s finger by an elastic cord, snap back into his hand. Something like that occurred yesterday on the NYSE, where stocks opened on a vaulting arc, only to be hauled back down to earth in mid-flight. Although the Dow had been up about 135 points in the early going, by day’s end it was trading off 70 points.

Meadowlark Lemon: Wall Street's Latest inspiration?

The bullish segment of this raucous little burlesque appears to have been inspired by some tarted-up data that reflected supposed strength in the housing market. Yeah, sure. As for the selloff and eventual 220-point reversal, there was no obvious reason for it.  Our take is that the elaborate hoax that has cajoled stocks higher since March 2009 has grown too tiresome to fool even some of the people some of the time. There is still Kudlow on the buy side, of course, and perhaps a handful of solvent bears covering shorts whenever “good” news threatens to trigger a squeeze. But that’s about it, and whatever newsworthy excuse might arise on a given day to goose and goad the fearful and the clueless into acquiring shares, the effect is growing more and more muted each day, a diminuendo for the hubris of the late, great Financial Age.

August Gold Target

We should note that bullion yesterday reflected none of the ambiguities that have caused stocks to trace out conniptions each day on their respective charts. Comex August Gold tacked $30 onto the previous day’s lows, and the futures were holding the gains with easy aplomb as we went to press late Wednesday night, trading around 1215.00. Bears had better dive for cover if the August contract closes above that price today, since that would portend instant additional upside to at least 1261.80.

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  • Ledbedder May 28, 2010, 12:18 am

    The Globetrotters takes me to memories of my late grandparents who took me to see them. Thank you.

  • Rich May 27, 2010, 6:50 pm

    Speaking of gold, seeing our long-held forecast of $36,000 an ounce gold in print suggests a big sell-off may be in store:
    http://www.cnbc.com/id/37352471

  • DG May 27, 2010, 5:28 pm

    I grew up in the sticks and all my little community could afford was a knock-off “Globetrotter-like” team whose name I can’t recall. Kind of like a subprime mortgage bank of 5 years ago. Who? Good analogy though with the Noo yoke city trickery going on.
    Sure seems like they are going to goose the equities one last time….and the metals will run with the S&P spraying cover, via gains, on the unsuspecting investment crowd. “Gold is for survival freaks, I am buying index ETFs, they have had a great run!” All the while, our currency (and every other one) gets chipped away… “All will be well.” Until it isn’t. Green shoots will be painted on to the canvas of rot, ignoring high unemployment, falling tax receipts, and a real estate market that declines without hesitation….Freddy and Fanny just get stinkier, like JW Gacy’s crawl space…until the stench is so bad that something has to be done. Burn it down?
    BS Bernanke will start mumbling something about how it is all on track, but the consumer just needs a little more (QE) encouragement. Always just a little more.
    Sure smells like 2007. Or 1973…where/what’s Obama’s Watergate? Our political leadership will continue to hand out our tax dollars to those that have encouraged and profited from the problem (AKA campaign contributors), and food stamps to those punished by it. Nice.
    Whiskey. Tango. Foxtrot.

  • Rich May 27, 2010, 4:37 pm

    Globetrotters bring back many beloved boyhood memories Rick.

    Meanwhile, this bewitched market continues to defy the odds and entertain with uproarious head fakes…

    Will a compassionate 911 dispatcher save or arrest these markets at 1150 SPX and 1219 AU?

    HG indeed…

  • warren May 27, 2010, 3:53 pm

    I remember seeing the Globetrotters way, way, way back when I was a kid in the Great White North. I loved the part where the audience thought they were about to be doused with a bucket of water.
    Another example of a well choreographed misdirection.

  • gary leibowitz May 27, 2010, 3:10 pm

    The market is going to make another attempt at a rally. This time I believe it will succeed. How high and for how long? Anyones guess.

    • Rich May 27, 2010, 5:36 pm

      Perhaps more high and long than most people expect.
      CNBC got extremely bearish and skeptical…

  • mario cavolo May 27, 2010, 7:05 am

    …nods and honors to the Globetrotters Rick….I love playing the perfect bouncy yet smooth melody to their theme song Sweet Georgia Brown….Cheers, Mario

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    The Trotters’ patsies, the Washington Generals, were owned by Red Klotz, the father of a boyhood chum of mine. He used to take a bunch of us to see them play every year for his birthday. This was before Wilt Chamberlain moved to the 76ers. Red Klotz was “Shorty,” Meadowlark’s straight-man, and he suited up till he was 80+. Red is still going strong. RA