Hard to say what caused stocks to tank in the final hour. We chalked it up to forever-mysterious cosmic emanations. The Wall Street Journal, on the other hand, attributed it partly to “worries” about how long QE will be allowed to continue.  Someone should tell them:  Forever!  Or at least, until the epic, feather-merchant  scheme that has sustained the world’s financial system collapses. In the meantime, supposed worries about the coming Fed Tapeworm deserve to be written about in The Onion, not The Wall Street Journal. We should be spending our time in other pursuits, such as thinking up a nickname for Janet Yellen. Would ‘Easy Janet’, an homage to ‘Easy Al’ Greenspan, be sexist?