There seemed to be little news to move the markets Sunday night, but we wouldn’t put it past DaBoyz to short-squeeze stocks with whatever gossip remains from Chelsea Clinton’s wedding. That event appears to have been the news media’s sole concern over the weekend, and we cannot yet imagine what gripping new story will finally knock it off the front page. But if a movie as rotten as “Inception” can top the box office for a third straight weekend, then the wedding’s hold on America could conceivably last till Labor Day.
