If You Can’t Beat ‘Em…

Our Goldman short ‘sevened out’ quickly — and if you can’t beat ’em, then why not join ’em.  You’ll be surprised when you see what my new target for the stock is, considering that I expect the Second Great Depression to lurch earnestly into gear sometime during the first half of the Worst President Ever’s second term.  Still, we should have learned by now that stocks, driven by OPM and limitless monetary easing, are so detached from reality at this point that they might as well be trading on another planet.  We’ll use a butterfly strategy to take a nearly riskless stake in Goldman’s upside potential, so by all means check out today’s GS tout if you’re eager to join in the fun.