The stock market’s gratuitous fury appears spent now that Yellen’s yammering, flatulent debut has begun to fade mercifully from memory. Finally, investors will be able to get down to serious business — i.e., speculating on what she will say next. I wish I could say I’m just kidding, but we all know that the market rises and falls according to the ebb and flow of whatever meaningless drivel happens to be on the Fed chairman’s dismally educated mind. Well, at least we have the ongoing collapse of the presidency to entertain us — assuming we can stand three more years of it, and of him.