Ukraine Shmookraine

DaBoyz barely paused before putting Russia’s troublesome annexation of Crimea behind them. Bears stampeded on the opening bar yesterday, generating the kind of rally that’s likely to keep on going, since almost no new players would have been able to climb aboard.  In fact, the rally was nearly complete within minutes of the opening bell, forcing shorts either to scramble or pray for the next six hours.  Bears who stuck it out were probably hard at prayer when the day ended, presumably arming themselves psychologically for whatever punishment is inflicted on them Wednesday.