Will yesterday’s Whoopee Cushion bounce suffice to launch the broad averages to new record highs? One thing’s for certain: Short-covering bears are by now thoroughly conditioned to act as though a third consecutive ‘down’ day on Wall Street is an impossibility. How else to account for their frantic lunge at stocks in the last two hours of Monday’s session? Although I’ve been expecting DaBoyz to take Priceline down to a nice round $1000 before they begin their pump-and-dump cycle anew, perhaps the stock’s $133 shakedown to the 1107 low achieved yesterday will do the trick?