I have trouble from one week to the next keeping track of the will-she-or-won’t-she Fed slapstick, but two governors — Laurel and Hardy, as far as we should be concerned — are scheduled to blather on Friday. Don’t be surprised if Wall Street and the news media treat whatever drivel they have to offer, no matter how ambiguous or muddled, as the most significant event since the late, great Kohoutek bore down on planet Earth.