Don’t Worry, Be Happy: The Bots Are Coming

Readers can be forgiven for wondering how long the ‘topping process’ I’ve alluded to over the last several months will drag on. As you will have long since concluded, no one can answer that question with confidence. For all that we supposed experts know, the bull market begun in 2009 could still be chugging blithely along two years from now when Trump’s successor takes office.  But this will be the last you’ll hear from me about a topping process, even if the bear market for which it will set the hook is as likely as tomorrow’s sunrise. It will be a doozy, catalyzed by the unwinding of an Everything Bubble that already owns us, up to and including M&A superstars and big-time real estate developers. The implosion will inflict hard times on most Americans, especially Baby Boomers who went all-in with Nvidia shares, private equity schemes and rental properties mortgaged to the eaves.

How worried should you be?  I’d suggest taking doomsday predictions with a grain of salt. Speaking as a die-hard permabear who has been predicting a Second Great Depression for as long as anyone can remember, I’d be the first to concede there is no reason why the Dow Industrials and the S&Ps could not co  ascend, possibly doubling or even tripling over the next 5–10 years.  Just realize that any reported gains in the standard of living would be largely illusory, even as quality-of-life amenities that we took for granted in the 1950s continued toward extinction. Things like doctors making house calls, and mothers being able to stay home with their children. That was America’s Renaissance, even if no one knew it at the time.

Science to the Rescue!

Technology will come through for us as it always has, right?  AI wizardry, huge productivity gains and millions of robotic workers are about to make life’s necessities plentiful for everyone, including baristas, down-and-out middle managers and college grads with useless degrees. If Elon Musk is right, savings will become optional, or at least less important, as thinking machines attend to our needs. They will help us navigate the shoals of daily life, sleeping with the homeless in doorways, and keeping them warm with blankets made from used styrofoam cups.  They will cure cancer and make diesel fuel from spent cooking oil if an energy shortage should strand yachtsmen. And why not? If you believe Musk, the robots will be smarter than we are in five years.  So deep and sincere is his faith in AI that we must assume he thinks the bots will be even smarter and more capable than he is.  If such a world is coming, why worry about the stock market and the economy? Why worry about anything, really?

  • Ben January 18, 2026, 10:47 pm

    “Science to the Rescue!”

    Oh, nay, I think not! I think… some to possibly several very rich and influential people have AI psychosis. Musk and Altman, most of all, so far. The fascinating thing is, no one has posited that yet, though there are some indicators of the symptoms. But, for now, everyone is saying they’re con men — which of course very well could be the case. But the thing about grifters is that they live and die by the rule: “leave town” before the mark(s) suspect. The word has been out for some months, now: AI AIN’T-I. But they’re still here, pitching it to us, like never before, making increasingly _ludicrous_ claims about it. And after seeing a couple of things over the weekend, I think there is a possibility that AI-induced psychosis in the developers and CEOs has taken over, and made their minds and even the world its asylum.