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Lyft/Uber Deals Flunk the Smell Test

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Investors (click on inset) could be pardoned for wondering why IPO underwriters for Lyft and Uber have used accounting trickery that smells worse than ten-day-old fish in order to promote the deals. Is bogus too strong a word? Judge for yourself. In their prospectuses, neither firm subtracted promotional incentives and refunds from sales totals, as is customary. This allowed them to grossly overstate revenues and profits. In Lyft's case, revenues would have been 16% lower than the $2.16 billion reported and Uber's would have been 12% lower than the $11.27 billion reported. These numbers were aired in a Wall Street Journal op-ed piece Monday by Howard Schilit, co-author of Financial Shenanigans. Passengers Don't Count What adds to the stench is that in order to use these accounting gimmicks, the ride-hailing companies had to categorize their drivers as customers. Passengers seem not to matter: "Because end-users access our platform for free and we have no performance obligation to [them], [they] are not our customers," Uber's SEC disclosure filing notes without a trace of irony.  This doublespeak would be laugh-aloud-funny if not for fact that similar chicanery is undoubtedly a key ingredient in keeping the ten-year-old bull market going. Schilit exposes the accounting ruse for exactly what it is by asking this question: Who would Uber/Lyft consider the customer in a self-driving car? It's a question that most of the bozos clamoring for Lyft shares, and Uber's when it goes public, are evidently not taking too seriously.

An Ambitious Target for Bulls

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The 3095 rally target I've projected for the S&P 500 cash index (see below) lies well above current levels. Bulls have had little trouble reaching middling Hidden Pivot targets in the past, but this one will require some effort, since the pattern that produced stretches all the way back to January. It also has unusual clarity, closely resembling a Dow pattern from the early 2000s that correctly predicted a major bull move. The Dow would be trading for around 28,000 if the S&Ps get there. Bears should have no illusions in the meantime that any negative economic news that comes out in the weeks and months ahead will negatively impact the picture. It is not chiseled in stone, but it should be regarded as a high-confidence forecast.

SPX – S&P 500 Index (Last:2811.62)

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Apologies. As the bull market has ground on endlessly, I might have provided you with a precise target for the elusive Mother of All Tops. Instead, what I've done in recent months is pussyfoot with relatively minor rally targets of limited value. Can you blame me for hoping that one of these little pishers would eventually nail the summit of a runaway bull badly in need of a rebuke? So far, as you will have noticed, I've had only limited success. However, I will warrant that the 3095.19 target for the S&P 500 shown in the chart (click on inset) is a decent bet to call THE top. I will be betting on it, and so should you, especially if you are a permabear who sees hellfire as the only remedy for a stock market that long ago lost its connection to reality. If you are a permabull you can bet on it too -- by trading more aggressively than you might otherwise until the target is reached. What is most striking about the chart shown in the inset is that it is so similar to one labeled 'My Epiphany' in the PowerPoint presentation I use to teach the Hidden Pivot Method. Click here to compare the two. Regarding the epiphany, it came in 2004. I was very bearish then as always, and I viewed the stock market as being in a multi-year topping process. However, this didn't jibe with what the Hidden Pivot Method was telling me. I'd developed the system exactly for this situation. It gave me a mechanically objective tool to supplant gut feelings that were often wrong at key turning points. By focusing solely on the charts, I was able to see not only that the broad averages were not  in a topping process, but that

We Can All Smell It Coming

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It's like a breath of fresh air when the futures actually finish lower on the day. Granted, the S&P slippage on Thursday amounted to only a few measly points. Would it be churlish to hope it's the start of something really nasty?  Bulls should be hoping for nothing less, since the broad averages, especially the Nasdaq, are desperately in need of a rest.  Nitro-fueled by FAANG stocks, the Naz has been climbing very steeply since early March. Corrections have been few and far between, averaging about one 'red' day for every ten 'green'.  This is extraordinary, but the longer it continues, the more brutal the inevitable shakeout.  We can all smell it coming. Maybe it has already begun.

Wall Street Incites a Flash Mob to Pump Up Facebook

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Facebook has rocketed 10 percent higher this evening in after-hours trading, demonstrating yet again how Wall Street runs a rigged game that even the most gifted carny operator would envy. The stock's deft handlers have used a bullish earnings headline out after the close to incite flash-mob buying with the irresistible force of a nuclear detonation. Prior to this evening's ballistic episode, which took all of 118 minutes to unfold, it had required an entire month to eke out the last 10 percent gain. That was no small trick either, since the news that kicked off the wafting rally was not particularly bullish. Facebook's new Big Idea, announced after the bell on January 30, was to "pivot" away from advertising revenues toward fees for such services as encrypted messaging and virtual rooms to accommodate small groups. At the time, the stock took an instant 15% leap, confirming our worst suspicions about investors when herd behavior takes over. Clearly, no conceivable business model will ever be more profitable than the one Facebook currently uses -- i.e., collecting fees from vendors for laser-targeted advertisements. But if the planned "pivot" seems likely to diminish the value of each and every one of Facebook's two billion subscribers, investors seem not to care. Zuck Dazzles Analysts Even without the change, Facebook was in danger of becoming uncool. The social media giant is already a pariah in the eyes of all who value privacy. Still worse is that its core audience of millennials has been deserting it in droves. We know from the saga of AOL that it's possible for an internet giant to become a has-been overnight. Lest analysts pause to consider this possibility, Zuckerberg pro-actively dazzled them with twaddle about a "pivot" toward a new business model. It were as though McDonald's had elicited

Animal Spirits, or Rabid Badger?

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Tuesday's relentlessly vertical rally felt like a blowoff, or at least the beginning of one. Middling Hidden Pivot resistances in most indexes that I track got schmeissed, and the very shallow corrections that followed suggest bears are likely to get whacked again as the week wears on. The 212.77 target we've been using in AAPL will offer a crucial test of buying power, since it is such a clear and compelling 'hidden' resistance. If it gives way easily we should infer that Wall Street's animal spirits are of the rabid-badger variety and unlikely to cease by week's end.

ESM19 – June E-Mini S&P (Last:2920.00)

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The bull market has gone vertical, suggesting stocks are in a blowoff. Where will it end?  We'll hazard a guess simply because it's irresistible fun, and because one of these days we're bound to get it right. Let me therefore offer 2953.50 for the June contract, or 2974.25 if any higher. Both of these Hidden Pivots seem likely to show stopping power, even if equally compelling rally targets got bulldozed on Tuesday.  The lower number is especially appealing because of the precise stall at the midpoint pivot with which it is associated (see inset), and the perfection of the 'mechanical' buy signal 40 points below these levels a week ago. ______ UPDATE (May 2, 9:58 p.m. ET): A just-missed rally target at 2969.50 was an important enough failure to imply a small chance that a major top is in. I mentioned this target earlier but did not drum-roll it because I did not want to queer its usefulness as a place to get short. For now, though, use the 2892.20 target shown in this chart as a minimum downside projection. An overshoot could be telegraphing an acceleration of the downtrend.

ESM19 – June E-Mini S&P (Last:2925.00)

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The bull market has gone vertical, suggesting stocks are in a blowoff phase. Where will it end?  We'll hazard a guess simply because it's irresistible fun, and because one of these days we're going to get it right. Let me therefore offer 2953.50 for the June contract, or 2974.25 if any higher. Both seem likely to show stopping power, even if equally compelling rally targets got bulldozed on Tuesday.  The lower number is especially appealing because of the precise stall at the midpoint Hidden Pivot with which it is associated (see inset), and the perfection of a 'mechanical' buy signal 40 points below these levels a week ago. ______ UPDATE (Apr 28, 2019): A very major, 3095 target for the cash S&P Index introduced in today's The Morning Line sits above these targets, although it hasn't pre-empted them. How much stopping power they show remains to be seen. _______ UPDATE (May 1, 10:09 p.m.): Let's ignore today's freakish reaction to non-news from the Fed. It was not bearishly impulsive, although a print today at 2914.00 would change that in a small way.

Billionaires Had Better Hold onto Their Wallets

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With Elizabeth Warren aggressively on-the-stump, the truly rich had better hold onto their wallets. Now she's pitching student-debt cancellation that would be paid-for with a 2% levy on wealth above $50 million and an additional 1% tax on wealth above $1 billion. Is this the greatest idea since sliced bread, or what? Socialists, even brainy ones like Warren, can't help sounding like morons whenever they talk. But she's certainly on a winning political track when she emphasizes that the $1.5 trillion the plan would require over the next ten years won't cost us working stiffs a dime. Who could resist such an idea, other than a few churlish billionaires already pressed to pay for the Green New Deal, and a handful of old-fashioned economists who have actually read Adam Smith. The great Scottish economist would surely agree with Wall Street Journal columnist Andy Kessler, who noted in a Monday op-ed piece that "socialists like Bernie Sanders love to spend money on 'free' education and Medicare for All but have no policies to make money in the first place." That is precisely why Warren's latest soak-the-rich scheme flunks freshman economics: It fails, even, to acknowledge incentives, let alone understand how they produce wealth. It also neglects to consider the bad signal it will send to those who have collectively borrowed more than $1.5 trillion to pay for college, as well as students who might conceivably borrow in the future.

BA – Boeing Co. (Last:353.96)

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Boeing has conspicuously failed to hit an 'easy' rally target at 387.54, suggesting that all the deft spin control in the world may not be enough to coax the stock high enough to suck in the rubes. The rally target will remain viable nonetheless until such time as 373.68 is exceeded to the  downside. This seems likely, as does a test of structural support near 362 where sellers have been repelled twice since the fatal March 11 crash of a 737 Max._______ UPDATE (Apr 23, 10:25 p.m.): A failed salvage operation threatens to send the stock down to 349.59, a Hidden Pivot support that will be in play if sellers breach the 367.12 midpoint pivot shown here. _______ UPDATE (Apr 25, 9:05): The public relations con-game that's keeping Boeing afloat has grown too tiresome to watch, so I'm 'de-listing' the stock for now.  I've set screen alerts above $400 and below $360 to wake me if something interesting happens._______ UPDATE (May 13, 11:53 a.m.): BA has finally broken down and appears bound for the 329.55 target shown in this chart. ______ UPDATE (May 16, 4:20 p.m.): Despite the deftly engineered whoopee cushion bounce over the last two sessions, the 329.55 downside target will remain viable unless 361.52 is exceeded to the upside. Were that to occur, DaBoyz would gain even stronger control of the stock.